Ooh, ohh! You know how every character I like dies and how I spend all my time
trying to figure out how they could be not-dead?
Well I just remembered something: the father never used the pipe to kill anyone, only to knock them out. Then, of course, he brings them to his house for tea, they wake up, he chops off their legs, etc.
So, what I'm thinking is-- maybe Adam uses the same, uh, technique? This, combined with the proven fact that Adam's a filthy liar (what?), and I can't help but wonder... OF COURSE, there was nothing to stop him from just, you know, axing him to death an hour later. Unless Adam, for reasons unknown, was unable to perform his duties
as Miss America
. But even then, Fenton would've just gone back to his house (or keeled over from blood loss, what'ev) which, of course, was being watched by THE MAN.
UNLESS... *insert theme from THE ODD COUPLE here*
COME ON! It'd make a great sitcom! Anybody? Anybody? FINE! Bastards.
Eaah, either way, you don't see him croak on-screen, and that's good enough for me!
In other news, I made a fanlisting! CAN YOU POSSIBLY GUESS WHAT IT'S FOR?
Also, screencaps! All in no order whatsoever, 99.9% of Fenton, free for use as long as you comment. Sha'blam
IN ADDITION TO! Fanart! I'm working on some-- you don't want to see it (and do I EVER mean that), but none the less.